SFW PROFESSIONAL SUBS, LTD.
Est. March 8th, 2009.
Administration: admin@sfwsubs.com
Technical Support: support@sfwsubs.com
Legal Department: legal@sfwsubs.com

SubsFuckingWhere is a coalition of people who decided that their everyday lives of screwing bitches, and sailing the high seas in pursuit of world domination, while summoning the dead as minions to battle rocket-chainsaw wielding gay Nazi raptors, and engaging in space combat on their space rocket battle ships, all the while watching TV while explosions, so fierce that they created small black holes, went off, was too boring for them, and they needed something else to do, so they created a sub group.

This sub group focuses on shit that isn’t subbed, but we do other shit because we want to. If there is something that isn’t subbed that you feel is epic enough for our e-peens, and has raws that like, you know, exists, then talk to us in our IRC channel.

We are also always recruiting bitches to do shit and stuff; What that might be is up to your own imagination.

Staff List:

Frosty5689 – Translator, Typesetter, Karaoke, Encoder… well you get the idea. (does not work for Frostii)
Eternal – Translator
DarkDays – Translator
aethon – Translator
H – Translator
Killicy – Translator (Fuck u, I do shit sometimes)
Kusion – Translator
blakbunnie27 – Translation Checker

akutsu – Timer, hentai
Zephyrus – Timer?
myatomicgard3n – Timer?
Shadow_Wolf – Timer

waffo – Editor, Timer, Douchebag and professional Faggot
Loserbait – Editor, Timer, Typesetter, old school

Yakumo-Hime – Typesetter? (ASS)
Bun-chan – Typesetter (AFX)
Ryu-sama – Typesetter, Karaoke (AFX)
b0nk – Typesetter (AFX)
ThaEagle – Typesetter (AFX)

Puff-kun – Encoder, Typesetter
Nekomancer – Encoder, Distro
BroRapist – Encoder, Editor, Timer
nwa – Encoder, more than meets the eye
Yuugu – Staff Stealer

Locke – Quality Check
bitch – Quality Check
sjohnson – Quality Check
gh0st – Quality Check,ero-terrorist(?)

Darushin – Distro co-manager
Kittie – Distro co-manager
mikessilo – Distro, fag
Darkfuture – Distro (DDL)

nfhsdj – ???

Former Staff:
Getaboshi – Translator
rofflwaffls – Karaoke
Kratos|Aurion (aka Mentos-chan) – Encoder

Story about Kratos|Aurion:
One day Kratos|Aurion decided to stop playing Street Fighter 4 and took it upon himself to grab his fightin’ weapons and combat the MACHINES. The MACHINES were strong, but Kratos|Aution and his ability to copy Ryu wasn’t enough. He knew what he had to do. Knowing it was only a matter of time, he ate his own children to gain the strength to power-up and reach lvl 20 Thunderbolt so that he could short circuit the MACHINES. He shoryuken and hadouken’d most of the MACHINES but the MACHINES had managed to create bots that were resistant to his magic.

Battle worn and near death, Kratos|Aurion decided to create an explosion that would destroy the mother of all MACHINES. Using his epic magic powers, he summoned a spirit bomb of epic proportions that would be enough to destroy them all. Knowing his fate, he sacrificed his soul in a necromonic  ritual to summon the loyal raptor demon zombies to combat his enemies. He then, with his last breath, taped the spirit bomb to his face and commanded the raptor demon zombies to ride to the tower where the mother of all MACHINES lay hidden. The loyal raptor demon zombies then reached the tower, and the spirit bomb went off destroying the mother of all MACHINES, however Kratos|Aurion was caught in the explosion.

Thanks to him we shall never know the horrors of being enslaved by the MACHINES (which were later confirmed as dishwashers).

Kratos|Aurion left us at April 30, 2009 at 18:44:29 Eastern, because he didn’t want to waste his time encoding for us when he needed to save ZA WARUDO (the world). Good night sweet prince.

Either that or he rage quit, we’re not really sure. ヽ(´ｰ｀)ﾉ

Update:

On May 12 from 17:23:47 to 17:30:01 Eastern, Kratos|Aurion’s undead body rose from the ground with the help of Satanic zombie forces and was commanded to devour our souls so that he could gain enough power to turn into a mighty morphin’ Nazi zombie, and serve his master Satan, but the ongoing discussion of DICK STEW zapped his powers and sucked the Satanic power from his undead body, and he was once again returned to his final resting place.

All we can do is hope that Satan does not use the dead body of our savior to destory us because we would be powerless to stop it. May Kratos|Aurion finally rest in peace.